Thanks in advance for filling out this survey. Let’s not kid ourselves, we both think surveys are a pain in the ass to fill out. The good news is that this will literally take you 3 minutes to fill out if you have even a working knowledge of the English language.

I worked really hard creating this survey* so please fill it out. We just want to make you happy. If you don’t fill out this survey then you need to ask yourself why you are afraid of happiness?

You DESERVE happiness.

And this is where it starts.

I love you.

*When I say I “worked really hard” that’s a relative term for a lazy man. I was on the couch with my dog Vader drinking a cocktail. It was a Manhattan. I drink Manhattans because I’m better than you.

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